Election 2016 Get Bitcoin! Hedge your Politics!


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Election season is in full force. The question remains, who are you going to vote for?


In the right corner



In the right corner we have Trump, Cruz and the Republican Mob. Ready to promote croney capitalism under the guise of personal responsiblity. Book Smart? Throw the books out the window, common sense people, common sense!

In the left corner


In the left corner we have Sanders, Clinton and the Democrat proxy Mob. Ready to promote free stuff and war under the guise of scape goating the mythical “1%”. Problem? Solution = Tax 1%. Dont worry you dont earn enough to get taxed, STOP COMPLAINING YOU TRUMPY! THATS RACIST!

In the unknown corner are the Libertarians but nobody really cares.


Who cares, I came here for the Bitcornz


When it is thou bitcornz you wish thou shall reep bitcornz. There are two main tactics to get more more more bitcornz! First decide if you would prefer the democrat proxy mob or the republican trumpy mob. Lets walk through the method of the cornz madness.

Scenario one – You want the Democrat proxy mob to win and destroy the trump supporters. You are ready for moveon and the mob of protesters to spray mace at people that question them and are wondering – WHERE IS MY FREE STUFF– If this is the case then this is what you do.
1. Sign up at 5dimes
2. Deposit some bitcornz
3. Go to “bet the board – Politics”
4. Bet on “Trump to win election”
5. WINNNNING
? But why did I bet on Trump the root of all evil in the world? ?? ? – Because if Trump loses you WIN if Trump wins, you WIN , WINNNING! Get dem bitcornz! –

You now have hedged politics! Trump loses you are happy, Trump wins you get more bitcornz!

Scenario two– You want Trump to win and are ready to destroy the libtards. You dream of walls and how trump will make Amerikkkia great again. You can not wait untill Trump tells Obama “you´re fired” even though that is not the case “does it really matter how the system works, stop reading so many books” Ready for dem wallz? – If this is the case then this is what you do.
1. Sign up at 5dimes
2. Deposit some bitcornz
3. Go to “bet the board – Politics”
4. Bet on “Democrats to win election”
5. WINNNNING
? But why did I bet on the fukkin Democrats the root of all evil in the world? ?? ? Am I going to hell? – Because if the Democrats lose you WIN if Trump wins, you WIN , WINNNING! Get dem bitcornz! –

You now have hedged politics! Trump wins, you win, Trump loses you win bitcornz, Democrats win you get more bitcornz!

Boy uuu dont make no sense, I want trump to win Y I bet on dem democrats? Boy u want trump to win so you get paaied in dem biztcorns digial money if dem damn New York City Yannkee democrats win, boy ou need to read some boooks and get edjabucated.